sinaian 2005-10-27 02:08
You get the joke, you get the riddle
One day a kid in the kindergarten wanted a wet towel, so he asked the teacher:"may I have a damp towel after dinner?". The teacher was very unhappy,"oh dear don't say that, it is very impolite!" The poor kid was perplexed and asked why. And the teacher replied "you can only say that if you want the towel RIGHT NOW!"
QUESTION: what would a fish say if it hits a stone wall in the river?
