loveflower 2005-12-15 23:46
put on two coats
Joke I:
It was a hot and humid August afternoon, when
I decided to visit my girl friend, Susie who was
a recent UNC grad. Beautiful and resourceful,
Susie had decided to repaint her kitchen herself
instead of hiring a professional. I thought she might
appreciate a break and brought over some iced
tea and some sandwiches.
When I arrived, I found Susie working hard, painting
the kitchen walls. To my utter amazement, instead of
wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and
her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that
way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint
bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did.
There was the explanation for me in black and white.
It said..."For best results, put on two coats."
Joke II:
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
around the house that he used to do. After the examination
he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Just tell me straight out, in
plain English, what is wrong with me."
"In plain English?" the doctor said, shrugging his shoulders,
"You're just lazy!"
"Okay..." said the man, rubbing his chin. "Now give me the
medical term so I can tell my wife."
