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【八卦总结报道】中央电视台新闻联播智星论坛版

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;[media=wmv,480,70,1]http://www.indna.com/UploadFile/1/1216671.mp3[/media]</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">主播：王宁、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">邢志斌</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">导播：上官文青</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：各位观众朋友，晚上好。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：晚上好。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：今天是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2007</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">日星期六。欢迎收看新闻联播节目。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：这次节目的主要内容有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：通吃帮薇薇安万里寻夫。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：华山奇侠私自挪用大量公款。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：脑筋急转弯版人手不足，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">lzg</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">要求请辞。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：第三届六艺大赛即将拉开帷幕。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：人口职业拉网大调查。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：下面请看详细报道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：今天上午，通吃帮薇薇安广发寻人启示。论坛各部纷纷投入问候。据悉，薇薇安的未婚夫西方惨败已失踪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">N</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">天，此人</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">大方，温柔，级有绅士风度，没有不良癖好。相信此次事件是由于恐怖组织绑架。目前，薇薇安已经面临崩溃边缘。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：本台消息，华山奇侠于</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">日至</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">日，私自挪用智星银行大量公款。今日法院正式此案公开审理，审理结果如下：</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">将其银行帐户清零并锁定</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">15</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">天，以示警告！另论坛高层也呼吁大家，请大家以此为戒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：联动天下论坛希望与我论坛建交。近日智星掌门已派专人前往进行洽谈。洽谈过程中发现对方仅仅是以建交为理由而进行广告宣传。我方人员表示道不同不相为谋。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：脑筋版遭遇百年不遇的斑竹位子空虚。去年，脑筋版版主夜雨辞职。英姿门掌门</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">lzg</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">独撑。近日，由于私人原因，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">lzg</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">未能过多的管理此版，要求请辞。如此一来，脑筋版将面临无人可管的地步。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：八卦部消息。即将开幕的六艺大赛呈现黑哨。根据内部人员分析，傅乐门一向声势浩大，而这次比赛却</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">门可罗雀，显然是安插了卧底到其他队伍，</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">例如饭桶队的丘灵，通吃队的灵儿，西游对的紫虾，小泥巴队的子静，都跟傅乐门颇有渊源。更有内幕消息称，灵儿，丘灵，紫虾其实都是同一个人。虽然事件没有经过正式调查，但傅乐门还是跟以往一样谜团重重。大赛主席幽韵西楼表示，将彻底执行第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">N</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">届第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">X</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">次第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">MMMM</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">号文件会议精神（下省略</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">12000</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">字），比赛将公平的进行。对于人少的队伍，主办方会给予部分不违反公平原则的帮助。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：灌水区消息，第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">N</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">次人口职业拉网调查现已开展。对智星进年来人口职业进行大访问。如今大多数人呈观望态度。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：严格要求，刻苦钻研，认真学习，回报社会。这是论坛管理员傅真的座右铭。作为一名资深的管理人员，傅真以身作则，吃苦在前，享受在后，积极带动年轻同志学习灌水。他经常对别人说：我是一名党员，我所做的一切要对得起党的这个光荣名字。傅真曾多次带领部下对各版进行考察，为论坛灌水事业作出巨大贡献。由于他随和平易近人，当地人都亲切的称他为老大。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：十一五期间，官方工作人员对论坛低谷情况进行调查。积极开展恢复活力的活动。相信在工作人员的带领下，论坛气氛将得到回升。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：本台刚刚收到的消息，西方残败失踪问题，已经演变成美女争夺战，各方人士都表示要抱得美人归。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：国际社会日前纷纷谴责广告问题。新闻代言人暗示不排除武力解决问题的可能。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：智星时间</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">时，六艺大赛小泥巴队灌水女王外加新闻记者小葵正式宣告电脑瘫痪，采访工作暂时由实习记者迷迭香接手。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：本台消息，六艺大赛赌局已开设。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男：今天的新闻联播节目播放完了，感谢收看。再见。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女：再见。</span></p>

<p>小泥巴队的子静，都跟傅乐门颇有渊源</p><p>···</p><p>我无语···</p><p>在此声明：我和傅乐门没有很深的渊源……</p>[em111]

我还以为真人录音呢[em05]

哈哈，坐下来看电视~

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>岄抚空</i>在2007-4-14 20:52:45的发言：</b><br/>我还以为真人录音呢[em05]</div><p>可以啊，你来当主持人？要不我们联手来一个？哈哈</p>

我以为神风和谁 还录了音呢&nbsp; 还高兴了半天

没人跟我录……我倒想弄一个有声音的……￥%·￥%！%

<p>呵呵~蛮有意思的[em05]</p><p>不过,对于无间事件请大家不要动不动就拿出来八一下.这对于所涉及到的ID会有负面伤害,间接导致队伍内部人员产生隔阂～</p><p>我觉得这次傅乐门众分散参加其它队伍，是个很正面的、值得鼓励的行为。就如傅真之前信心满满的态度那般，如果所有门众都留在傅乐门，那以他们的规模来说，哪个比赛不会是包赢的？</p>

<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">男：智星时间</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">时，六艺大赛小泥巴队灌水女王外加新闻记者小葵正式宣告电脑瘫痪，采访工作暂时由实习记者迷迭香接手。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">我已经回来了</font></span></p>

电脑好了呀？

发个召集令召集人手来录一个吧[em07]

<p>我居然進黨了 - -||</p><p>to香香：我什麼時候有『信心滿滿』啊？這次帶隊完全是因為隊長短缺的關係，我還想躲在一旁做軍師呢。不過現在題目都交了，我覺得我們雖然人比較少，但要合作起來impossible就是nothing嘛。</p>

<p>对啊！我也以为是真人录音```</p><p>没劲！</p>

<p>我花半小时弄出来的东西……怎么真人配音啊……</p><p>配音很麻烦的……后期尤其麻烦……谁愿意跟我一起配音？我可以勉强做下后期……我那水平……</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>双子撒卡</i>在2007-4-14 23:58:08的发言：</b><br/>发个召集令召集人手来录一个吧[em07]</div><p>召什么召，就你了!</p>

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下次由１３和神風錄一個出來好了[em07]

<p>不错不错.</p><p>我希望这个做成真人的,做到智星期刊上,哈哈</p>

Podcast啊~~ <br/>师姐带头创第一个智星语音报道吧~ 加油<br/>

<p>如果你们能忍受我后期制作的水平...我可以录....</p><p>谁来配合我?总不至于我还反串吧……</p>