一男娶二女（管理笑話）
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">過去有一對夫妻結婚</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="Times New Roman" color="#660066" size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">30</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">年，有一天，老公溫柔地對老婆說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「老婆啊！妳嫁給我已</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="Times New Roman" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman';">30</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">年了，這幾十年來，妳一直為家庭奉獻，</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">相當辛苦，我準備下週幫妳升官做為犒賞！」</span></font></b></strong>
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">老婆開心的說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「你要升我什麼官？」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">老公說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「我下週要娶小老婆，所以，下週起妳就升為大老婆。」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">到了娶小老婆那天，大老婆就詢問老公：</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「你娶了小老婆之後，怎麼安排跟我同床的時間？</span></font></b></strong><font color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">是一、三、五？</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">還是二、四、六？</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">大家先談好，免得爭風吃醋，同時為了公平起見，</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">禮拜天就讓你好好休息。」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066"><span style="COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">老公思考了一下說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「我晚餐如果喝紅酒，表示會跟小老婆同床；</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#cc0000"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">如果喝的是白酒，就表示要和妳一起睡。</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">今天是我跟小老婆的洞房花燭夜，一定要喝紅酒。」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066"><span style="COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">大老婆心想新婚之夜不要去掃老公的興，於是隱忍的獨自回房睡覺。</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">第二天晚上用餐時，大老婆問：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「今天晚上如何安排？」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">老公說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「大老婆啊！昨晚紅酒只喝一半，沒有喝完，</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">放久了會走味，非常可惜，今晚還是喝紅酒！」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066"><span style="COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">第三天晚上，大老婆又問：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「那今天晚上呢？」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">老公硬著頭皮說：</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#cc0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「紅酒愈喝愈順口，我想今天還是喝紅酒。」</span></font></b></strong><font color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">大老婆一聽，氣憤地掄起拳頭，</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「啪！」</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">的一聲，</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="新細明體"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">
</span></font></b></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#660066" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #660066; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">朝老公的臉頰揮了過去，盛怒的說：</span></font></b></strong>
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">「你這個</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#0000ff" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">〝老頭子〞</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">，一直不喝</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#ff6600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">〝白酒〞</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">，</span></font></b></strong>
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">莫非</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#ff6600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">〝白酒〞</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">是要留下來</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#ff00ff" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">〝招待客人的？〞</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="SimHei" color="#006600" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimHei;">」</span></font></b></strong>
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