joyjoy 2007-4-25 16:23
如何反击那些狗眼看人低的名牌柜台营业员
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">如何反击那些狗眼看人低的名牌柜台营业员</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我一同学超级</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">BH</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,与人斗嘴经常是一句话能把人直接噎死。一次逛街,某大牌的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">BAR<br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">非常不屑我们这些学生,爱搭不理。最后吵了起来,居然说,穷学生不用试用装,估计</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">就没啥机会接触大牌,就当做善事云云。该同学扬马上前:“你丫还真当自己是个东西</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">呀,知道你和路边小商贩的区别在哪不?我告你,也就是抽水马桶和木马桶的区别!不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">就是脸白点、穿得光鲜点嘛,可也不过是一个出来卖的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我就有一个同事,男的,带女朋友去逛大商场。在一个意大利品牌的服装去停住了,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">女朋友伸手摸了摸那间米色的风衣,刚准备提出要试一下,营业员轻蔑的说:“八千八</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,新品,不打折哦。”女孩子极不好意思地拖着我同事的手准备离开,这时候,营业员</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">恶毒地讽刺道:“没钱,就别来这里买!”我同事听了,火冒三丈,马上就回敬了一句</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">:“你有钱?就别来这里卖!!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(回来讲给我们听,大家都觉得很解气!)</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">记得以前老公说他和他妈妈一起无买东西,碰到一服务员态度很冷漠,他就对她说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“你们这就你一个服务员吗?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">服务员:“当然不是。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我老公:“那换一个。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">哈哈,当时那个服务员气得脸差点抽筋。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">遇到过一个手机售后的还牛得不行,看人的眼神还真不是一般人能学出来的,喊她小</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">姐,不搭理你。偶当时就面带微笑的说:“难道你不是小姐吗?那么请你告诉我你不是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小姐是什么?”说小姐这个词时要用那种语气,嗯,只可意会不可言传,当<personname wst="on" productid="时那">时那</personname>小姐就</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">傻了,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">*</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人,活该啊。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">听到比较狠的办法是:两个穿着普通的女孩子逛街——化妆品专柜,服务员也一脸的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不乐意,说话口气特横,用方言说就跟哼狗似的,其中一个女孩子跟服务员说:“把这</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">个、这个、这个给我开票,我要了。”那服务员顿时脸色就不一样了,开票之后,那女</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">孩子一张一张地撕碎,扔到服务员面前和脸上说:“你牛什么牛?有什么好牛的?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/><font face="Times New Roman">> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">朋友逛街看见一个斜挎的包包很漂亮,叫售货员拿来看看,谁知<personname wst="on" productid="那">那</personname>小姐一边拿包一边</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">很不情愿地嘀咕:“这个包包很贵的。。。”朋友眼皮也不抬一下地拿过包包,将背带</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">放得长长地挎上身,问:“你觉得这样背好看吗?”售货员撇撇嘴说:“太低了!”朋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">友放下包包,一边走出店门一边自言自语:“我以为只有狗眼看人低呢,原来看东西也</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不高哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">!”</span></p>