【六艺饭桶实时报道贴】灌灌在现场 (二)
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我谨代表饭桶队队众强烈呼吁增加傅乐门题答题时间</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">原因如下</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">昨日队长面授机宜，着灌灌对本队优秀队员进行采访，以鼓舞士气。灌灌领命，整装待发。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">西元</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2007</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">月</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">29</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">日星期日</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">
<p></p></font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">00<p></p></font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌到达饭桶基地，这里的黎明静悄悄。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">11</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">00 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在苦候了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">个小时，未见一人的残酷现实下。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">灌灌悻悻而去。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">遂决定对饭桶宿舍进</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">行突击采访。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">11</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">30 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">饭桶宿舍</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">L</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队员寝室：未见其人，先闻其声。其声琅琅，远达于我。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“古之欲明明德于天下者，先治其国。。。”欲推门而入，邻人阻之。“昨起修习，达旦未寐，扰之，其声如狮也，慎入，慎入。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌讪讪而去。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" color="#444444"></font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#444444"></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">S</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队员寝室：门窗虚掩，听得讨论之声，大喜。原来</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">T</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队员也在，今日总算有顺遂的时辰。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 17.85pt; mso-para-margin-left: 1.7gd;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">S: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">关于明人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">明白人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">未来人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">文明人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? <p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 17.85pt; mso-para-margin-left: 1.7gd;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">T: </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">估计</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">可能</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">大概</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">也许</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">或者</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，<span lang="EN-US">maybe, perhaps, probably, possibly, supposedly , presumably, assumably, </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">是明朝人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 17.85pt; mso-para-margin-left: 1.7gd;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font color="#444444">S: 嗯，有道理。8过如果是明朝人。。。明朝爬格子的？还是打架的？还是烧汤炼丹的？还是帮国家最高领导人管理厂子的? 如果素爬格子的，爬什么格子的，短格子的？长格子的。。。<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 17.85pt; mso-para-margin-left: 1.7gd;"><font color="#444444"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">T: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">啊，灌生！来的好，来的巧，来的呱呱叫，你也来帮偶们想一想。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌：啊？嗯？诶？蛤？。。。不乐，不乐</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌惶惶而去。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" color="#444444"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">无奈灌灌转至</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">F</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队长报告不是战果的战果。奇怪，时值正午，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">F</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队寝室门窗紧闭。隐隐只听得干哑的喉咙发出粗粝的</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“必</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">………</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，必”</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌左耳紧贴窗户：您是要说必胜吗？您的精神一定永载饭桶青史。俄？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">…….</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鼻涕？</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">笔体？蔽体？</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">再无它声</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">灌灌怏怏而去。身后</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">BT</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">之声不绝。。。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" color="#444444"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#444444"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鉴于我队队员队长的混乱状态，灌灌强烈建议交题时间推后</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">天。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font color="#444444"></font></p>
