It's my 2000th post. So here is a big pack of riddles~~~

1. What did the ocean say to the shore? --->Key: Nothing. It just waved.

2. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? --->Key: Is that your mama?

3. What do cows do for fun? --->Key: They go to MOOOvies.

4. What do dogs and trees have in common? --->K.O. by 来客联 Key: The bark.

5. What do sardines call a submarine? --->Key: A can of people.

6. What do you call a bull when it's sleeping? --->K.O. by 来客联 Key: A bulldozer.

7. What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? --->Key: A sour-puss.

8. What do you call a crate full of ducks? --->Key: A box of quackers.

9. What do you call a duck that gets all A's? --->Key: A wise quacker.

10. What do you call a hot dog without a middle? --->Key: A Halloweenie.

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3. What do cows do for fun?

counting sheep? (don't tell me i'm right - -0 )

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以下是引用轮廓外在2007-1-14 10:30:27的发言：

3. What do cows do for fun?

counting sheep? (don't tell me i'm right - -0 )

That's what they do 4 falling asleep maybe~
Make another guess

Go up~~~

Guys try these~~~

10. What do you call a hot dog without a middle? --- a bread ?

QUOTE:

以下是引用轮廓外在2007-1-20 2:28:47的发言：
10. What do you call a hot dog without a middle? --- a bread ?

No. But I'm confused with the key...Let me see...

4. What do dogs and trees have in common? 
The bark

6. What do you call a bull when it's sleeping?
Bull-dozer

QUOTE:

以下是引用来客联在2007-1-23 20:47:37的发言：

4. What do dogs and trees have in common? 
The bark

6. What do you call a bull when it's sleeping?
Bull-dozer

yeah,  both right

Key revealed.