DS is in kindergarden, and like all school-age kids, his class made little projects for their moms for Mother's Day. His class made fill-in-the-blank cards. I got a chuckle out of mine, so I thought I'd share it.

How old is your Mom? I don't know.
What is your Mom's favorite color? Green.
What is your Mom's job? She stays home with me and cleans the kitchen.
What is your Mom's favorite TV show? The Weather Channel.
What is your favorite thing to do with your Mom? Go grocery shopping.
What does your Mom do all day? She cleans the laundry.
What is your Mom's favorite restaurant? She likes Chinese like me.
What does your Mom teach you to do? How to fish.
What present do you think your Mom will want for Mother's Day? I don't know.

That's great Chris! Under the Updates section I wrote that dh put together an "I remember..." book with pics/quotes from each of the kids. Here's some of the funniest ones:

"I remember Mommy loves me and even loves the evil people."
"I remember Mommy was afraid I was going to throw up because I ate too much cake."
"I remember Mommy hugs me when (Big Brother) steals my seat at church and I sit on her lap."
"I remember Mommy taking me to the aquarium but I forgot all the animals there so she has to take me again."
"I remember Mommy taking me to the zoo and I saw the real live skeleton bones of a real dead snake."
"I remember Mommy teached me about the Jesus food and we sat on the floor."
"Mommy taught me that you're not the baptizing guy. You're not you never baptize anybody never!"
"I remember Mommy buys the presents very fast at Christmas."
"I remember that if we say the bestest 'I love you' then we win, if we don't say the bestest 'I love you' then we lose."
"I remember we got into the flour and Mom had to hose us off with the hose."
"I remember when Mom was changing a diaper and so much poop fell out that she needed a towel and the poops looked like little Hershey kisses."
"I remember when Mom and I found a lot of immodest things in a book."
"I remember when me (and siblings) would run out in the rain and Mom would come bring us towels."
"I remember when Mom told me not to look ouside the hotel window but then I did it anyways, and she scared me."
"I remember Mom coming to see my moose and muffin play in first grade and telling me I did great even thought I was the muffin and I didn't really do anything."
"I remember Mom doing themed parties for me."
"I remember Mom stole my weed once."
"I remember Mom's crazy ideas for bedrooms."
"I remember Mom getting (Big Brother) and me nerf guns and then we shot everyone."
"I remember Mom always has to take 2 pictures."
"I remember Mom peer pressuring me to do the Macarena in Pizza Hut."
"I remember Mom got me some dank McDonald's coupons."
"I remember when I broke my tooth I'd lost in half and the tooth fairy gave me two halves of a dollar bill."
"I remember you and me going to this house with a HUGE pig that bit me and it hurt so bad. You made it better though."
"I remember watching you and #1 rumble and I'd get worried he was goinna hurt you so I'd jump in to protect you and then I'd get hurt and run away crying. I would then come back kicking and screaming only to be hurt again."
"I remember your solution to everything--COKE!"

Lots of others but these were the funniest ones.

Stormy

I think that is one of the greatest gifts anyone can give: their true view point on another. I'd love to see myself through the eyes of my DH, my friends, my family, etc... It would be so enlightening to know what they see as my strengths and weaknesses. Not to mention, really seeing if my butt is THAT big.

Thanks for sharing Stormy. " src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif"/> Isn't it wonderful to know just how much of an impact we've had on our children, even when we think our words go in one ear and out the other?

Wait a minute , i remember that father's day is coming soon...

Happy father's day , loveflower. [em01]

thanks ali!

here is my logic:

1) To be happy on Father's day as a father, you have to be a father first;

2) To be a father, you have to have some kids;

3) To have some kids, you have to have a wife who is willing to give birth to your kids;

4) To have a wife, you have to have a girlfriend who is willing to marry you;

5) To have a girlfrien, you have to find someone who is willing to be.

Ok, I'm on the way, hehe.

 

thanks ali!

here is my logic:

1) To be happy on Father's day as a father, you have to be a father first;

2) To be a father, you have to have some kids;

3) To have some kids, you have to have a wife who is willing to give birth to your kids;

4) To have a wife, you have to have a girlfriend who is willing to marry you;

5) To have a girlfriend, you have to find someone who is willing to be.

Ok, I'm on the way, not too far, hehe.

 

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lol~ i m looking for someone willing to be as well.  gambadeh!  [em01]

to loveflower:

Excuse me but let me point out one thing in your logic flow:

You could be a father if:
1) you donate your sperms to a sperm bank, and someone choose yours and successfully get pregnant
2) you accidentally or intentionally make someone pregnant

So you don't really need all the girlfriend/wife stuff...

But Happy Father's Day!!!!

This Father's Day would mean a lot to me and (perhaps) to my dad -- because my graduation ceremony is just the day before Father's Day!!