"Without question, the greatest invention in the history ofmankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fineinvention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --DaveBarry


If there's one universal constant in human society, it has to bealcohol. Rare indeed is the culture that hasn't worked out the tricksyprocess of fermenting and/or distilling some type of vegetable matter-- be it malted barley, potatoes, honey or grape juice -- into a brewcontaining a significant percentage, as the dictionary puts it, of an"organic compound in which a hydroxyl group is bound to a carbon atomof an alkyl or substituted alkyl group." In other words, booze.


Among the mildest and most variable of these alcoholicbeverages is that fine elixir known as beer. A true beer connoisseurwould never pass up an opportunity to try the local brew, no matterwhere on Earth where they found themselves, and so it behooves theserious beerologist to know how to order a beer in as many languages aspossible. That's why we've taken it upon ourselves to provide you witha handy guide on how to order a beer in 50 different languages. Wherethe pronunciation isn't obvious, or in which the term is normallywritten in non-Roman characters, we've rendered it phonetically.
Cheers!

One beer, please!

                    

Afrikaans	A beer, ah-suh-bleef!
American	Brewski here, please!
Arabic	Waheed beera, meen fadleek!
Basque	Garagardo bat, mesedez!
Belarusian	Ad-no pee-vah ka-lee lah-ska!

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and anairline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or somenuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."  -- Frank Zappa
                    

Bengali	Eka handoiya, doya koray!
Bulgarian	Edna beerra, molya!
Catalan	Una cervesa, si us plau!
Cheyenne	Nok hee-sevo-tamah-peh, mas-eh-met-ah-no!
Chinese	Ching gay woh ee bay pee joh!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feelashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in thebrewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then Isay to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let theirdreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -- Jack Handy
                    

Czech	Pee-vo, pro-seem!
Danish	Yay vil geh-neh heh en url!
Dutch	Un beer, ahls-yer-bleeft!
Egyptian (Ancient)	Wekha henqet!
Esperanto	Unu bieron, mi petas!

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they canbe depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is tobring them the real facts, and beer." -- Abraham Lincoln
                    

Estonian	Ooks ur-loo, pah-lun!
Finnish	O-loot moolek kee-tos!
French	Une bière, s'il vous plait!
German	Ein Bier, bitte!
Greek	Mee-a beer-a paraka-loh!

"Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser." -- Anonymous
                    

Hawaiian	'Ekahi pia, ho'olu!
Hindi	Eka biyara, krupaya!
Hungarian	Edj pohar shurt kayrek!
Icelandic	Ay-dn byohr, tahk!
Interlingua	On bira, per favor!

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato
                    

Irish	Byohr awoyn, lyeh doh hull!
Italian	Una birra, per favore!
Japanese	Bee-ru ip-pon, ku-da-sai!
Korean	Mayk-joo hahn-jahn, joo-se-yoh!
Kurdish	Dan min yek bire!

"Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world." -- Kaiser Wilhelm
                    

Lakota (Sioux)	Wan-jee m'nee-pee-gah, ee-yo-kee-pee!
Latin	Cervisiam, sodes!
Lithuanian	Pra-shau vie-na, al-lows!
Norwegian	Ehn url, tahk!
Old English	An beor, nu!

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" -- Stephen Wright
                 

Pig Latin	One-ay eer-bay, ease-play!
Polish	Yed-no peev, proshe!
Portuguese	Uma cerveja, por favor!
Romanian	Oh beh-reh ver rohg!

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -- Martin Luther
                    

Scots Gaelic	Lyawn, mahs eh doh hawl eh!
Serbo/ Croatian	Yed-no pee-vo, mo-lim!
Slovene	Eno pee-vo, pro-seem!
Spanish	Una cerveza, por favor!
Swahili	Moja pombe, tafadhali!

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety." -- Shakespeare, Henry V
                    

Swedish	Ehn irl, tahk!
Twi	Mah-me bee-ye bah-ko, mee pow-che-oo!
Turkish	Beer beer-ah, luht-fen!
Welsh	Koo-roh ohs gwel-ookh-un-thah!
Yiddish	A beer, zeit a-zoy goot!

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogenand oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vitalingredient in beer." -- Dave Barry

Amazing! I like this kind of post , back u pretty uhh~

well, donna have the russian version (*^__^*)
Одно пиво пожалуйста!  Odno pivo pozhaluista

Wow wow. Russian words making me so dizzy!
What about ordering milk chocolate?